Source: Democratic Underground
Republican: “I am Pro Life, every precious human being deserves a chance to live.”
Good, I am glad that you are such an admirable Christian. This baby’s mother needs government assistance when it comes to food/housing
Republican: “Lazy welfare queen; no government assistance”
Hey this kids school needs government funding.
Republican: “Damn public schools and teacher’s union; pull their funding”
This kid needs an after school lunch program
Republican: “These programs are dumb get rid of them”
This kid needs to be on Medicaid
Republican: “THAT HEALTCARE IS SOCIALISM”
Now this kid is 18 and wants to go to college, needs help with a Pell Grant or Government Loan
Like I said this kid is 18 and wants to vote. The problem is he has no id because he never had a license, and since you took away his chance for college he doesn’t even have a school id.
Republican: “No id no voting”
This kid isn’t doing much with his life since he couldn’t afford school and got caught up in his bad soicial environment. Unfortunately, he has killed someone.
Republican: “DEATH PENALTY; KILL HIM”