Americans: Don’t you want to go back to the times when you had to piss your pants at work…..

Don’t you want to go back to the time when you had to piss your pants at work because your boss wouldn’t allow you a bathroom break?

You better be good at “holding it” at least 16 hours, otherwise you will surely be shunned due to the smell when can’t.

I am sure doing this in the 6 sometimes 7 days a week you work, will not do much damage to your body.

Besides, you don’t have health care, and do not accrue any “sick days” and certainly cannot ask for a day off.

What would be the point of asking, and why would you be welcoming a heavy beating or rape from your bosses, to teach you a lesson?

My advice would be to remember not to drink fluids, and god-forbid, do not eat any food prior to arriving at work…that opens up a whole list of images and aromas.

You can thank your bosses for helping you with the food issue, because they do not allow you a break for lunch or even a snack.

Just keep a stiff upper lip.

You may say “Well at least I got a job, and I can buy new clothes and do some laundry”.

But, will this be possible when you make an hourly wage, your boss decides on?

This most likely will be lower than what could offer you at least a “living standard” that many believe should be bestowed upon all, to fulfill their unalienable Rights, that include; “Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness” and not live like a slave.

Either way, all the “income” you make goes back to your employer, when you utilize the cot you rent at the factory that your employer so graciously has awarded you for all your hard work.

You will be spending most of your time at work, so this seems like the most logical reason for not renting a room outside your work place.

Keep in mind too, that it is all about “location, location, location” as the old saying goes.

Living at work, helps you eat too.

You need to make sure you are in the dark back alleys, where trash is deposited by the resturants where the wealthy go out to eat.

This allows you the ability to dig through the trash being put out, before someone else does, so you can get a meal.

If you are lucky, it will still be warm and you grab it before a rat or stray dog starts chewing on it, tainting it with some unknown virus that would surely make you ill, or even be deadly.

All this, and you being only 12 years old must make you feel lucky when others have less.

You also need to be grateful you spend most of your time inside and in no danger of being shot because you are never going to join those crazy people who stand in their lines trying to “have their voices heard”, and get shot dead by one of those hired by your bosses to shut them up.

You want to stay on your employers good side.

What a great early American life to have before Socialism (Democratic Socialism, Unions, “We the People”) took hold.

When Americans get their head’s out of their asses, and find out what America was like at one time, the better off we will all be.

I doubt I will live to see it get bad as it once was, but I’ll bet my left lung and kidney that these dark days are coming and maybe that is what it will take to change America for the better.

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