Tea Baggers, Tea Partiers, and other Challenged Trolls

By Mickey Walker – March 14, 2010

Brilliant invention, the Tea Party movement just when there is a lot of fuss of starting a third party movement in America.  As cheerleaders for lower taxes right after Obama took over suddenly now Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck are outraged at government spending and high taxes.  Well, maybe.  They don’t gripe as much if the government spending is for another 50,000 troops Obama is sending to Afghanistan.  That’s God’s work they say, and borrowing and spending is A-okay when it comes to the Lord.  Wish they could get God to pay the interest, though, don’t you?

The Tea Party movement seems to be a myriad of cut-and-pasted ideas stretched and twisted to intoxicate and delude even the most astute Americans.  It’s a study in Burlesque to say the least.  The Opera Buffo Glenn Beck is the Falstaff of Fox News, the Dogberry of the Modern Dumbass movement in America. He took the trophy away from Rush Limbaugh, thanks to Beck’s Tea Party tomfoolery disguised as serious journalism.  Thanks to the investigative reporting of Michael Carmichael, distinguished writer for and contributor to the Huffington Post and manager of the Planetary Movement, we learn that the Tea Party movement is funded by the likes of Bill Koch, an oil billionaire from Wichita, Kansas who happens to own Georgia Pacific and other mega corporations as well.  According to Carmichael, a personal interview with a Wall Street Insider revealed that Koch funded a busload of 2,000 low-income demonstrators from Pennsylvania to go to Washington where Koch paid to put them up in motels for the big demonstration that Glenn Beck said a million people (it was less than 10,000) attended.  Liar, Liar, pants on fire, Glenn.  You bucking to displace O’Reilly, or what?  In addition, it was learned that Koch also paid for low-income Tea Partiers to go to Nashville to hear Sarah Palin address the National Convention.  Koch’s income, reported to be 100 Million dollars a month, apparently bought a lot of plane tickets and hotels for those poor people who wanted to come to Nashville and protest the high taxes we have to pay to our government.  Real grass roots people on long green steroids will move the patriot in you every time.  But who cares, pass the caviar and champagne, dude.

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